After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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