I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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