I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
