Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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