I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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