Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
