okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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