Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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