Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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