Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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