he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize