Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
my poor anus
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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