Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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