I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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