I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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