So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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