New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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