The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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