But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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