i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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