Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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