I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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