that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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