Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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