Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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