I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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