sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
