that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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