I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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