Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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