but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize