my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
