ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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