We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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