I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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