Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
