I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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