Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
