well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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