I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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