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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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