I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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