do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
