We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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