it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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