im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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