piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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