Do vagina's smell?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Shame is for Republicans.
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