That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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