all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
thus making me awesome and them whores
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
