i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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