she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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