Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
