Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He felt like a one man threesome
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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