just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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