Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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