so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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