i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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